| Monday, November 22nd, 2004 |
| 2:49 pm |
I made a mistake
Yes, you read right, I made a mistake. I'm only human so it does happen in fact I do it a lot. The mistake I made goes as follows; I made a comment in my LJ that wasn't true. I would like to correct this wrong doing here and now. The comment I made was this:
"Well it's good to hear that you are happier with Dan. What I wanted to say in your LJ was, will you be my friend? I mean all because Josh dumped us doesn't mean we can't be friends does it? I would like to meet Dan, perhaps we could do a double date or some such some time, like dinner and a movie or something. well I await your response. bye for now."
Well you see the bolded part is what my mistake was. Josh did not dump Kendra. No it was quite the other way around. The way I phrased was a shot below the belt. For which I apologize. Josh went through a very hard time and I had no right in saying something involving it that wasn't true. But fear not kiddies for Josh isn't unhappy now at all! For he is quite happy with a new love! And Kendra is quite happy as well! YAY! So in the end we are all quite happy. So Josh I would like to say I'm sorry for what I said it was wrong and below the belt. Let's here it for new love! *YAY, HOORAH, and other various cheering noises!* Congrats you guys!
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| Wednesday, November 17th, 2004 |
| 2:49 pm |
Wow
Well if anyone (i'm not sure who in there right mind would) keeps up with my journal they would see two people who hated eachother now semi somewhat get along. And i said if i were wearing a hat i would take if not once but twice! how crazy is that? Twice! insanity pure insanity i tell you. who has ever heard of taking a hat off twice to one occasion? I mean it's enough to take it off once and put it back on, but to put it back on only to take it off again! that's some crazy shit! wow...twice...still can't believe it...twice... |
| Monday, November 8th, 2004 |
| 2:09 pm |
it's been a while
well it's been a while and i think in this one i shall bitch about how i hate Zombies and Ninjas. What good are they? I mean zombies could be fun if we make them fight eachother, but other than that they aren't any fun at all. Always moaning and trying to kill and eat human flesh. And well ninjas are just assholes. always sneaking around being all stealth like and never letting you know that they are there. Then when you least expect it BAM they come at you. It might just be me but i'm mighty tired of fighting these guys. and i think that a zombie ninja would be the worst of all. I mean then they want to eat your flesh and they are silent enough to do it. Who else is with me to ban Zombies and Ninjas? If your with me leave a comment. or if you just want to tell me i'm an idiot leave a comment. or if you want to say hi leave a comment. even if you don't want to leave a comment leave a comment saying you don't want to. |
| Saturday, September 4th, 2004 |
| 3:12 pm |
Lucifer's Bad Rap
I'm tired of everyone always saying "The Devil is bad, The Devil is evil". I'm tired of it. How do we know that Lucifer is such a bad guy? Have any of you met him? No, i didn't think so. Well look at it this way Lucifer wanted to do things differently you know maybe he didn't like all the sacrifices that people made to God or something. So long story short he get banished from Heaven sent to rule the underworld. Now if that were me i would be pissed sent to rule some shitty underworld, and then all these idiots that worship me giving me a bad name. Honestly i think the Devil is just misunderstood is all. So don't go bad mouthing him unless you get his side of the story too. After all does the Bible not say "Judge not, Lest ye be judged"? |
| Tuesday, August 24th, 2004 |
| 12:39 pm |
Here it is again...
yet again someone out there who won't leave a name for one reason or another has decided to say shit about me. are we suprised i think not. so if you got anything nice or bad or anything at all to say about me post it here or show how much you hate me and don't post it here. i don't care either way. but do me a favor if you are going to post without a LJ name at least leave a name it is pointless to insult someone then be like "HA! i insulted you and you don't know who i am! therefore the insult was pointless! HA!" so leave a name. thanks. |
| Thursday, August 12th, 2004 |
| 2:42 pm |
Radiation
Today boys and girls we will learn what happens when we put Mr. Hamster in the Microwave. *picks up hamster and walks to the microwave* Now don't cry children i'm merely showing you what the effects of radiation do to living beings. *opens door and sticks the hamster in and sets the microwave going* well as you can see he isn't doing too well... What a cruel world we live in to think this could happen to us at any moment. ^What really happened to Mr. Rogers^ No animals were harmed in the typing of this entry. This entry is for entertainment purposes only. We do not condone microwaving any living being. Any accidents that may occur because of this entry are not the fault of the owner of said journal. |
| Monday, June 14th, 2004 |
| 5:21 pm |
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| Thursday, May 13th, 2004 |
| 9:05 am |
The official...
This is the official bash me, stalk me, harass me, make fun of me, or any other such thing you want to entry. Any negative thing you have to say about me comment in here. Any thing negative you got to say just let loose. go ahead. Current Mood:  amused |
| Wednesday, May 5th, 2004 |
| 8:23 am |
For a good laugh
If you want a good laugh i suggest you check out this Live Journal it's parkerromeo83 trust me i got quite a good laugh out of it when i read it. Some people are just sick. Current Mood: amused |
| Wednesday, March 31st, 2004 |
| 6:19 pm |
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| 10:17 am |
it's been a while
Well i know it's been a while since i last posted. That gosh darn plague took me for a loop. but i'm back now and not a whole lot has happened since then. i successfully created a midget farm where i grow midgets then train them to grow more midgets and sell them at market making it so i do no work what so ever. it's very nice to be lazy. Other than that not a whole lot has happened. Well i did decide that i want to be a veteran so i'm now a veteran. HA take that all you old geezers! i'm the youngest veteran alive. as for which war i was in it was a space war covered up by the government. Very suspicious i know but believe you me it's the truth. well that's all i got for now. i'll talk to all of you non veterans later. Current Mood:  cynical |
| Saturday, February 28th, 2004 |
| 12:28 am |
Crosswalks are dangerous beware
So today i learned an important lesson: Crosswalks are very deadly. i was waiting at a stoplight when this friendly homeless pedestrian decided to direct traffic for us. he was so kind to take time out his busy schedule and direct traffic for us. such a good samaritan. another interesting thing that happened today was i slipped into a time vortex (in the business we call them eddies) and lived in the middle ages for a couple months and managed to come down with a nasty case of the black death AKA The Bubonic Plague. if you happen to know any cures for it please let me know. well now that my skin is starting to puss i think i will go. Current Mood: chipper |
| Thursday, February 26th, 2004 |
| 9:31 pm |
So get this
So get this i'm on my way home from who ever the hell knows where i was at the time when some random bum comes up to me and accuses me of wearing his pants. Now true the pants i was currently wearing did belong to a bum at one point i don't believe it to have been this one. well to make a long story short i traded my pants for his jacket, what i didn't realize was my wallet was in those pants. man oh man was my face red, and the worst part is i don't know who i am anymore. Some people. anyway i gotta be going i don't know whose house i'm in right now and i think they just pulled in. bye for now... Current Mood:  confused |
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